While you're here, why not take my "Renaissance Faire Purity Test". My score? 15.7% pure...

For aspiring town flirts, I recommend Bodger & Grift's Medieval Pick-up Lines.
If you can't come up with a snappy comeback or insult, check out the Random Renaissance Insult Generator.
Prefer the great bard's insults, thou bloated warthog? Try the Shakespearean Insult Generator.
Ever wanted to know what Scotsmen wear 'neath their kilt? Well, click here to find out.
If you answer yes to any of these questions, You might be a MacGregor....
Sixteenth century trailer trash? Could be. Check out You Know You're Castle Trash When..."
Of course, this list would not be complete without the infamous "You know you've been working faire too long when..." list.

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